August 2, 2008

Dear Customer,

I wish to remind you of your unpaid emotional debts in the sum of a broken heart and six (6) years of melancholy the details of which are indicated below.

As you may have simply overlooked this relationship, I am making this reminder to you to save our love from disconnection which shall be effected on 07 August 2008 or anytime thereafter, if said emotional debt remains unpaid. My heart is open to receive payment from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM during workdays and from 8:00 AM to 12:00 Noon on Saturdays. In case our love is disconnected, I will promptly reconnect upon payment of the unpaid amount and the reconnection fee of a promise never to forget again.

Thank you for the kind attention. Please disregard this notice if a decision to leave has already been made.

Sincerely,

Annabs

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